Finding Nonna a Man

I dare say it took her 73 years to relax a little and stop being so stubborn and let her favorite grand daughter to act as match maker and find this little lady a man.

Yes, Grandma Dora has an OK Cupid account. I am her manager. The woman has never used internet before. There are 3 men in her age range of 70-100.

I'm already feeling invested and competitive about getting her on a date (it's been years) and some lovin' (it's been years and she's ready!)

Men her age range can date younger women, and many men her age are not net savy. I also posted a ad in the Alibi, thinking more men born before WWII would be more likely to look in the paper, then go online.

This dream man would be kind, loving, can drive (very important to Dora) has a bit of meat on his bones, is a man-in-uniform, or used to be, and will take her out dancing, fishing, and be patient enough when she goes into one her fiery, Italian rants about how her old oven used to work better than her new oven.